Hokay, can anyone (if anyone reads this) make anything of this dream. 

I am walking through a huge mall, I don’t know where it is but it doesn’t seem strange to me.  I know exactly where I am and what I’m doing there.  I am dressed in civilian clothes but I am armed.  I see a very attractive young dark skinned female come in one of the entrances.  She is who I am looking for, and she is dangerous.  (Unknown reason, terrorist or something)  I go to confront her as she walks past me but something shoves me out of her way.  Its an invisible force or something.  She turns to me, smiles and flips me this smart ass salute.  Then she pulls out an automatic weapon, (AK 74 I think) and starts spraying the crowd.  It was very intense, I could hear screams, I could smell cordite and blood in the air. 

I drew my gun and fired at her.  Also very intense, got a good sight picture, felt the weapon buck in my hand.  I hit her but she seemed to think it was funny and the bullets did no damage.  She smiled and went back to pumping bullets into people.  At this point, I noticed that she had an extra set or two of arms.  Well I noticed when she started throwing grenades with them.  I follow her through the mall while she kills people but I can’t seem to get close to her, or shoot her in any way that she doesn’t find funny.  The people were acting kind of strange.  They would wander into the area we were in, like they had no clue there was anything wrong, notice she was shooting at them, then be scared.  It was too late by then, she hit everything she aimed at except for me.  She occasionally tosses a few rounds at me, but I was never hit.  She seemed to have a really playful attitude about that, she seemed to be damned cheerful about the whole thing, almost like she should be singing while she committed a massacre. 

She got to this circle at the center of the mall, and I guess she had killed everyone because there was no one else around.  I charged her, firing to no avail.  I ran out of ammo at the edge of the circle.  She turned around, smiled brightly again and handed me a long knife or a short sword.  I swung it at her, but she vanished, I could hear her laugh echoing around though. 

Some of the people were people I have known at various points in my life, I really wanted to save them, but I just couldn’t have any effect. 

Bush Threatens nuclear response if Russians take Atlanta

            A close white house source has revealed that President George W. Bush is considering the nuclear option if all other attempts at defending Georgia fail and any Russian forces enter the capitol city of Atlanta.  This comes after the President was informed late last week that Russian forces had in fact entered Georgia and were suppressing any resistance they encountered. 

            “We just can’t have them taking over one of our states, I don’t care if they invaded some little province over there,” Bush reportedly said, “What’d they use anyway?  The Georgia National Guard, I thought the governor was supposed to ask me permission or something before he sent them overseas,” 

While Bush has condemned the Georgia governor for his invasion of South Ossetia, he says that he cannot abide foreign troops invading the Continental US over the unexplainable actions of one state. “I can’t imagine why Georgia would need someplace like that, I mean I’ve never even heard of South Ossetia, Its not even here”.    Bush also said in an interview Monday, “I just don’t understand how they got over here without us noticing them, I mean isn’t the Navy supposed to be keeping track of things like that?” 

            Bush said Monday “I keep hearing about this invasion, but none of the military units down there have engaged them yet.  Its funny, they keep reporting that they can’t even find them.” The White house continues to order the military to comb the state until they have found them.  “They’re apparently really……. Uh quiet and polite invaders” stated one air force General assigned to the search and destroy mission.  The President says he remains confident that the military will be able to locate and destroy the invading Russians before they reach “anything important”. 

            Bush assured the citizens of Georgia that the defense department would use all options at their disposal to repel the Russian invaders as soon as they could be located within the state, including the nuclear option if and when enemy forces penetrated Atlanta.  “We just can’t have them taking one of our capitol cities,”

            Mr. Bush said that he has been in contact with Russian Premier Vladimir Putin and is trying to seek a diplomatic solution.  “For some reason, he kept asking me if I’d been drinking again,” Bush said “He just wouldn’t talk about it much,” 

            “The president wants to assure the citizens of Florida and South Carolina that they are in No danger.  It seems that the Russians just have a problem with Georgia, not any neighboring states, however we have attempted to put their National Guard troops on the highest state of Alert”.  Stated a high level White house official on condition that we absolutely positively will not release his name (he said he was too embarrassed)  “For err…… some reason, the Florida national guard leadership keeps hanging up on us,” 

PH.  Dissociated Press  2008

. yearly 2% reduction in federal spending with the goal of reducing all expenditure that does not directly relate to national defense, infrastructure, national security and defense, the regulation of innerstate trade and disputes, and some specialized law enforcement functions to just as near zero as possible.

. Constitutional ammendment stating that the federal government will work within a ballanced budget except for war or extreme emergancy, and all raises in the taxation of the citizenry must be approved by a majority popular vote.


. Constitutional ammendment stating that the federal government will NEVER borrow money from any forign source. Also all countrys to whom we currently owe money who have ever self canceled a debt to us may consider our debts to them canceled.

. The borders are closed except for places where people are supposed to cross. As of now, we consider the southern border an area of low level conflict, it will be secured by the army, marine corps, and any national guard units that are needed to do so, and will treat anyone crossing without permission as a hostile. I do not mean that we will be arbitrarially shooting people, but they had better stop when they are told. Any armed border crosser will be considered a hostile military force on our soil, the military will engage them without warning. If mexico moves troops to the border to "protest" this move or threaten us we will consider it a hostile move. If anyone in a uniform (or out of one so long as crosses onto our soil to make any hostile act, we will be at war.

. Any employer or Hr manager who knowingly hires an illegal alien or allows them to continue working after this law is passed serves ten years in federal prison per illegal on the roles. No exceptions or plea bagrins.

. Any law enforcement officer who comes into contact with somone who they reasonably believe does not belong in the country will detain them. If it is proven that they are illegal, they will not be allowed to go home and have a court hearing that they won't show for, they will have a quick hearing, and then escorted across the border. All illegals currently incarcerated will be excecuted immediatly or returned to sender depending on their crime.

. There are no anchor babies, one or both of a person's parents must be US citizens for somone to be a natural citizen no matter where they were born.

. we will stop wasting money on the legal "war" against certian intoxicating plant matter, and put it into the war on crack, meth, heroin and other stuff that really is bad. Adults may buy pot at state authorized stores to use in their own homes, there will be a tax on it that raises the price to somwhere just below the former street value.

. Government at any level will no longer concern itself with the sexual behavior of consenting adult humans so long as that behavior happens behind closed doors. That means that sodomy laws are gone completely. It also means that prostitution may be regulated for decency and safety standards, it may not be banned. IE it can happen in X district by people with liscences who have disease tests and nowhere else.

. If not behind closed doors, common decency can and will be legislated. Common sense applies, if more than sixty percent of people don't want to see something done in public, don't do it there.

. The government will stop using the schools for social engineering. Their job is to produce citizens who can read, write, have a good knowlege base, and can and do think and involve themselves in the world around them. They will back off of all programs that do not contribute to this goal. Teachers will be paid ALOT more.

. There will be a constitutional ammendment stating that anyone who is committing a crime has no right to sue ayone for anything that happens as a result of them committing that crime. In other words if you are breaking into a house and fall through the skylight you may not sue the homeowner no matter how badly you are hurt. Violent criminals may not sue their victems for defending themselves even if the victem uses an excessive ammount of force. Citizens who have been attacked may not be held criminally liable for harming their attackers so long as they stop using it when the criminal becomes helpless. Criminals convicted of resisting arrest with violence may not sue the police for hurting them. Criminals who resist passively still may.

. Any citizen without a felony conviction or declaration of mental incompatancy may carry a firearm or other weapon concealed or not wherever they go. They do not need a permit. They are still completely responsible for everything they do with it.

. Any citizen without a felony may own any small arm or light weapon they choose.

. Convicted criminals will be used for hard labor.

. There will be no welfare for those who can work. There will be federal unemployment insurance and help in getting a new job, but it will be limited. People who can't work will be taken care of.

. The government will not enforce any religious perspective on anyone or regulate religious begavior (short of human sacrifice)

. The government will not tax nessesities such as food, fuel, housing, or transportation.

. The government will give a large ammount of money to developing a viable alternative to fossil fuels, as this directly relates to national defense and security.

. All equipment used by the military will be manufactured domestically by us owned companies.

. Multi national corporations will be considered forign and face all the same tarriffs and taxes.

. The Us will immediatly declare that it is not bound by ANY UN mandate which contradicts US law or especially the constitution and bill of rights. In other words the UN is not an athority higher than the US government.

. The US will stop getting rid of agricultural "surplus" We will not throw away food so long as any of our citizens are starving. Forign aid will be given in the form of food and not money.

. The US will not tell other countries how to run themselves or anything about their internal politics so long as it does not effect us. We will not be accept any forign interference in our internal workings.

. Serious candidates for public office will have a set and equil campaign budget. They may not use money from anywhere else, nor may they have other orginizations do it for them.

. Pollitical candidates will list their views on any number of issues in some public forum. This may then be compared to their voting record.

. Elected federal officials may not recieve any money other than their salery during their terms, and their income afterword may be carefully monitored to detect bribes and corruption.

. Presidents, congressmen, and senators may not serve more than two consecutive terms in the same office, and no more than four in a lifetime.

. Supreme court judges will still serve for life, but they may be put up for a recall vote with a certian number of public signitures, and may be voted out of office in a public vote. The method of putting them on the bench remains the same.

. We will end the abortion debate. It is definitional, so we will decide at exactly what point somone becomes a human. The morning after pill is OK, partial birth abortion is not, the answer is somwhere in there. Extremists to either side will not like it, but those with common sense will.

. Once a convicted criminal has served their time, they need to be able to make a living. It will be illegal for most employers to ask about a criminal record. Employers will not be held liable for the actions of criminals who continue their tendencies.

. If two people of the same sex, and roughly the same age want to step outside and have a fistfight, this will not be treated as a crime. If one of them gets hurt, they cannot sue anyone.

. If a criminal is sentenced to death, they get a mandatory appeal to the surpreme court. If it is denied, they will be exicuted within one year of sentence. Preferably within three months.

. We will re introduce the use of corporal punishment in forms that do not cause perminent damage. We will also use public humiliation to deal with minor crimes. This works better than sending folks to multi year graduate courses in thuggism.

. We the people will stop trying to inflict each other's senses of morality and sense of the way things aught to run on each other. We reciognise that a rancher in Wyoming and a professor in New York city do not want to have the same kind of direct government, and to the extent possible, they should not have to.

. We will stop taxing people's income as soon as the reductions in federal spending have made this possible. Federal income will come from tarriffs, corporate profits, and possibly a national sales tax. It is not the federal government's business to know how much you made last year.

Make mudpies and attempt to sell them to bakerys, go door to door saying you are an artist and asking for donations to your booger sculpture,  randomly look at people point and scream "your one of THEM", randomly point and laugh at people, buy pigs from a stockyard to set them free, in downtown Cleveland,  release a truckload of sheep on the highway,  put on a black suit and sunglasses and ask people for their ID, Try to hit the international space station with a slingshot, prepare for a massive area wide outbreak of zombism, invent the Itazer (An Ipod with a taser, just a matter of time), wave a protest sign that says nothing but "YOU SUCK" somwhere public, complain loudly and with much vulgarity about "Goddamn white people", Dye your mustashe purple, go downtown and smear unconsious drunk bums with penut butter, give Anna a peice of paper that says"for hours of amusement turn over" on both sides, call her back hours later to tell her she can stop now, Lay on the beach in the dead of winter, take a nap on a display bed at a department store, go rafting in an indoor fountain, go into a porn store dressed as a preist, write to the cleveland zoo complaining that there are no coral snakes or Kimodo Dragons in the petting zoo, take a boat tour and keep yelling "Thar she Blows",

read a book, take a walk, cut your toenails, cut other people's toenails, attempt to contact alien lifeforms, carve a totem pole, look for bigfoot in the closet, try to take over a small third world country (we'll need that when Hillary wins), try to make a shadow puppet of Richard Nixon, try to set up a foundation for homeless stuffed pigs, start the coilition to arm the homeless, wash a stray cat, try to contact intelligent lifeforms here on earth, try to determine wether such a thing even exists, contemplate the secrets of the universe, contemplate your navel, take a walk so you CAN contemplate your navel, clean your guns, clean your room, try to influence the election with the power of your mind, try to levitate, try to cause a tornado to suck up Fred Phelps and deposit him in some in ANY other dimension, start a communist insurgent group just so you can turn it in to homeland security, file a suit against the government alleging that they were complicit when the aliens put an implant in your brain, release skunks in the whitehouse, clean up lake erie with a spaghetti strainer, catch the loch ness monster and transplant it to lake Erie, verbally abuse midgets, start a charity for a disease that doesn't exist, start a re enactment group for a war that never happened, start a cult and convince your followers that Hogwood is God, Annoy my mother, annoy somone else's mother, make crank calls to forign ambassidors, telemarket to forign embassys, try to scam Nigerians, attempt to join the russian mob, fake a moon landing, fill an evangelical church with packing penuts, try to master the call lightning spell, visualize whirld peas, start a monkey tossing league, make a bumfight tape, donate to the church of bab dobbs, sue the first church of christ for false advertising, sue first bank for same, try to become a ninja, paint the celing, re arrange somone's furniture, get your own talk show,